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Reports Module

Under Development

/**
 * TODO: Implement Reports Module
 *
 * @status: In Progress
 * @priority: High
 * @assignee: The Developer Who Needs More Coffee
 * @eta: "Two weeks" (Developer time: 2-6 months)
 *
 * Note: This feature is currently compiling. It's been
 * compiling for 3 weeks now. Please don't ask about it.
 */

Error 418: I'm a teapot, not a reporting engine... yet.

Settings Panel

Coming Soon

// Settings.js - Last modified: Never
//
// function initSettings() {
//     throw new Error('NotImplementedError: Too busy fixing bugs that
//     the previous developer said were "features"');
// }
//
// console.log('Settings will be available after the heat death
// of the universe, or next sprint, whichever comes first.');

Settings are like good code comments - promised but rarely delivered.

About This Dashboard

Information Coming Soon

/*
 * 404 DEVELOPER NOT FOUND
 *
 * The developer responsible for this section is currently:
 * [ ] Debugging
 * [ ] In a meeting about why the project is delayed
 * [ ] Explaining why "it works on my machine"
 * [x] Questioning their career choices
 * [x] Drinking coffee and staring blankly at this code
 */

This dashboard was made with ❤️, ☕, and a concerning amount of Stack Overflow.